Saturday, December 30, 2006

Mew Years Resolutions

I guess it's time for me to make some resolutions for the Mew Year.

1. I will not suck on meowmy's nose or lips before 5 am.

(If she stays in bed past then, there's no promises)

2. I will try to be nicer to the boy/man who lives upstairs.

He obviously loves me, but PEE-U-WEE his fingers smell

like mean ole "Bailey" cat who lives in his room

and only comes out to eat or be mean to Hatter.

3. I will try to not stick my face in EVERY food bowl,

as meowmy fills them at feeding time.

Or stand between meowmy and the bowls she's trying to fill.

Or knock the cans of food or bowls into the floor when she is in a hurry.

4. I will try to not extend my claws when I jump from the top of doors

onto meowmy's head, shoulders or back.

5. I will try to keep from getting the whole house wet,

or at least meowmy's BED ---

when I've been playing in the tub.

6. I will TRY to not cry and scream and wiggle,

as if I'm being KILLED, when meowmy trims my claws.

7. I will SOMETIMES leave a glass that has ice in it upright,

at least until meowmy drinks most of the liquid inside.

8. I will try to resist the urge to steal the straws out of the man/boy's soft drinks.

9. I will try to resist the urge to shred
every roll of TP in meowmy's bathroom.

**Honest meowmy - It wasn't me - I just FOUND it this way... **

and most important...

10. I promise to continue to LOVE my mewomy EVERY DAY!


Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Hi Mr. Aenith. We came over from Skeezix's blog.... We think that #9 is gonna be tough but #10 will be no problemo! Geez your pictures are so cute!!!!! Love the bathtub sequence.

Mr Zenith and the Fancidots Gang said...

Thanks! Scooby, Shaggy and Scout,
I went to your link, it's pretty KEWL. Some of the cats here have a real thing for the NIP... but some don't.
My brufer Dagger has a nickname -
"Scooby" -- is that your nickname too?

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hi Mister Zenith,

It was very rude of me not to drop by sooner. The woman I live with is gushing over your pictures.

A word of advice about the resolutions... don't bust your hump trying to keep them. You'll put undue pressure on yourself and that's not good for anyone.

And you're right. Hatter really does look like me. Does he also have a little tobacco stain on his lip?Mine's not REALLY tobacco stained... just looks like I've been smokin'.

love, Pearl.

Dragonheart said...

Good luck with those resolutions! #3 sounds like it will be hard - I usually put my face in the food before my mom or dad has even put it in the bowl!

Happy New Year! :)

Daisy said...

Heh, heh, heh... you has a very guilty expression on your face in that last shot. I have found that it is very hard to keep your resolutions; I have already broke four of mine. Happy New Year!

Derby said...

You are a furry good TP shredder. You do a better job than I do, but mum doesn't leave the stuff out for me to work on.

Lux said...

Wow, I've forgotten all your resolutions (other than they seem *awfully hard to keep) in the excitement of seeing all that ripped up toilet paper!!!

Pat Harbert said...

I love you Zeeeeeeenith.
I love your fishing tub. Happy New Year to you and Meowmy.
Pat Harbert

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yoo can deffinatlie keep #10 but as fur #9...hahahaha, that's awesome!

Kimo & Sabi said...

We wish you a furry healthy, snuggable, happy, Temptation-filled New Year!

P.S. - tell your momma about the "Safety First: Toilet Roll Saver" (only $4.99) - here's the linky;

Mr. Z & the Fancidots Gang said...

That Toilet Roll Saver looks like a pretty neat contraption - but meowmy already locks the paper in a little plastic box, after my snowstorm (grin)
Sometimes she doesn't get the box latched good, and I can't help myself (hee hee)
AND -- the description of the box says to use it until children can "defeat" it. That might take me a DAY...